Shrek wants to leave Old Trafford

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It comes as no surprise to me that Wayne Rooney has decided to leave Manchester United.

After all, this is a man who left his boyhood club Everton for Man U.

The same man who cheated on his wife Colleen before/after they got married (and got forgiven on both occasions).

Beauty and the Beast

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So when he declared he wanted to stay at the "bestest club in the whole wide world" forever and ever more, you can't really take his words seriously, can you?

There's no loyalty in football.

That's why I don't subscribe to mio.

And also why Yakki's given up on Liverpool. Ha.