No, We're Not Sleazy

Yes yes, we've been so lazy with our posts lately. That's not because we've become douche bags and good-for-nothings. It's really because we've been busy with a separate, but slightly related project. Tell you more when it's really up and running.

But because the Oscar favourite Black Swan's almost out in Singapore, we have to and we do really have to feature some pictures of the stars to keep our blood flowing, and our website alive and kicking.

Again, we have Natalie Portman because she's my bestest celebrity in Hollywood. I wish I could say she's my bestest friend ever. But well. Looking really hot here in a picture I took off Egotastic.
And of course, I cannot leave out Mila Kunis because Yakki loves her. She's really grown hotter since her 70s days.
We're definitely catching the Black Swan. We don't know much about ballet, but we know a lot about these two swans. On a more serious note, we've been wanting to visit Bali Lane for a change. Be sure we'll update you guys once we've got down to it!

Happy New Year!

We apologise for taking such a long break.

Firstly, we were trying to be ang moh, doing the whole Christmas season thing and being totally chilled and festive.

When we decided to do some The Tuck Shop articles, we stopped in our tracks when we found out Scarlett Johansson ended her crazy lil thing with Ryan Reynolds. Wally and Yakki have a chance with SCARLETT!

Celebrate Good Times, Come On!

But just as we were about to celebrate Christmas with news of Scarlett's red hot news, we got hit with a suckerpunch by Benjamin Millepied.

BENJ MILLIPEDE, WHO?

He's the ballet dancer and choreographer our dear Natalie Portman met on the set of Black Swan. That's not all. He impregnated her and they're gonna get married.

So Pretty, We Wanna Cry!

And so, we took a break from everything, being confused from all the simultaneous rejoicing and mourning.

Happy 2011! A brand new year, but some things never change with us. We still and will always love our ladies.