Happy New Year!

We apologise for taking such a long break.

Firstly, we were trying to be ang moh, doing the whole Christmas season thing and being totally chilled and festive.

When we decided to do some The Tuck Shop articles, we stopped in our tracks when we found out Scarlett Johansson ended her crazy lil thing with Ryan Reynolds. Wally and Yakki have a chance with SCARLETT!

Celebrate Good Times, Come On!

But just as we were about to celebrate Christmas with news of Scarlett's red hot news, we got hit with a suckerpunch by Benjamin Millepied.

BENJ MILLIPEDE, WHO?

He's the ballet dancer and choreographer our dear Natalie Portman met on the set of Black Swan. That's not all. He impregnated her and they're gonna get married.

So Pretty, We Wanna Cry!

And so, we took a break from everything, being confused from all the simultaneous rejoicing and mourning.

Happy 2011! A brand new year, but some things never change with us. We still and will always love our ladies.