Jul 29, 2010

Krabi - The Motorscooter Diaries

There are a few ways to get around krabi. You could go on a tuk tuk from aonang to krabi town for about 300 baht. Or grab a cab for 600 baht. Or rent a car from the airport counter at 1500 baht a day.

Bringing some relevance to the thai baht, 1 sing dollar equates to approximately 23 baht.

Instead of spending 600 baht on a cab one-way to Krabi town, the ever-thrifty Yakki proposed an exciting solution to our transportation worries.

"Let's rent a scooter each."

A scooter, specifically a Yamaha Fino, would cost us a 'whooping' 250 baht for a whole day (inclusive of insurance). Sounds like a great preposition. Except only Yakki had a motorcycle license.

"No worries dudes. It's just like a riding a bicycle. Just remember, 'Do not brake when you're doing a turn'. It's that simple, man."

Alrighty, let's do it!

Wally's Pink Fino
Yakki got a yellow Fino, while the ever-metro Daniels and I chose some pinkies.

Gentleman, start your engines.

Vroom Vroom!

I gently accelerated and the scooter flew. I remembered Yakki's words of wisdom 'Do not brake when you're doing a turn'. A moment of brilliance.

The journey lasted a marathon-ish 10 metres before my pinkie slid under a stationary truck, under a dozen pairs of Thai eyes.

The plump rental lady sprinted towards the crash site, while Yakki and Daniels stood rooted to the ground. Cold sweat rained down their delicious but pale cheeks.

I escaped with a bloody gash to my big toe.

(warning: disturbing image below)

wally's toe in need of a brazilian wax
Our scooter journey ended prematurely.

The damage to the truck and the scooter amounted to 5000 baht, 3000 of which was covered by the insurance.

It could have been worse. My body pinned under the truck. Or Daniels losing control halfway through to Krabi town. I was fortunate. We were fortunate.

"Maybe we should have rented a car." 马后炮s were activated.

Yes, we should have. The rental rate for a car at Mr. Kord's was 800 baht a day, a mere 50 baht more than the 750 baht we had paid for the scooters.

We switched the Finos for a Toyota Corolla 1.6 Gxi, as I reflected on my scooter incompetency/stupidity.

5 locals on a scooter, showing us how it's done
Our road trip to Krabi town continued..

Jul 26, 2010

Krabi - Wally and Yakki Arrive

think of krabi and you'll picture the bright sun, the white sand and the clear blue sea. with that sort of expectations, our anticipation soared with our tiger airways plane on that early saturday morning.

shot by yakki at many many feet high

upon touching down at krabi airport, we took a 600 baht taxi drive to aonang cliff beach resort where we would set up base. the 20 odd minutes drive was marked by yakki's moans about the awesomeness of krabi's geography. cliffs and cliffs and cliffs. he intended to shoot them during sunrise and sunset, hoping to capture the warm infant or dying sunlight piercing between the wispy clouds and the majestic cliffs.

a cliff in background, a feature of krabi's skyline

speaking of cliffs, yakki had scaled part of everest a few years back.

"you should try it some day. climbing mountain rocks."

no thanks man. i don't see a point.

"no, seriously. climbing a mountain triumphs having sex."

ok, mountain or sex? give up one. forever.

silence. case closed.

aonang cliff beach resort was nice. the usual resort that looks and feels like a resort. you know how they welcome you with a little mocktail drink and a warm towel when you arrive at the lobby. yeah, that sort of resort.

anyway, we caught up with our good ol' friend daniels who had arrived at ao nang a day earlier. we counted on him to cut short our exploration time by recce-ing the area beforehand.

"there's not much around here. i think we should head to krabi town to have a look."

then, our holiday adventure began..

Jul 22, 2010

Dream Numbers

Goal TOTO: Singaporeans' favourite sport

We missed the small one

BUT

Coming tomorrow..

Always wear RED to huat!

Jul 21, 2010

Yakki's Dream Bus

Old Skool Volkswagen Bus

Incepted

I doubt we'll do many movie reviews, but Inception is one of those mind-blowing, in all sense, movies that you just have to talk about. Like the first Matrix, Fight Club or American Pie, no?

So you'll know the movie's that du ba boom (explosive) when everyone comes out of the cinema feeling kinda delirious, feeling like the fiction was actually reality. That the movie was a real dream. Or not. Or is. Or yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah hey! Ok, Inception's like a dream. Literally. Figuratively. Ok, we don't know. You get it.

And because it was so brilliant it blew our brains apart, we have not much afterthoughts left. Except for one. That Leonardo Di Caprio is actually quite awesome.


I used to think he of the titanic era was like Nick Carter. Blonde. Floppy hair. Not much substance. Looked delicious to teenage girls. Looked like a teenage girl.


But I take that back. He's more a Justin Timberlake in the film industry. Quality.

Jul 18, 2010

'Tis the durians to be eaten, fa la la la la la la la la

We were supposed to bird watch last Sunday, but the cats and dogs scared the birds away. So instead, we did the next best alternative to bird watching. Eating durians.

Durians are to be consumed very much like wine, a durian expert explained to us as he ripped apart a whole kingdom of durians.

You inhale its fragrance before placing it onto your tongue. Use your tongue and lips to devour the fruit, avoiding the use of your teeth (a la licking an ice cream, not biting). Savour its flavour and texture by twirling the supple flesh within your mouth before swallowing the soft bits. A value-for-money durian tends to be one that contains small deformed seeds (not to be swallowed).


According to the durian connoisseur, the tastiest durians look like the ones above; taut yet jiao jiao or curdled. Yakki agreed after sampling close to five kilograms of durians.

Specially brought in from the town of Tangkak, Malaysia, the showdown for the best durian type for the night was between 猫山王 (Mountain Cat King) and 竹脚 (Bamboo Leg). Both exhibited an optimal level of firmness, bittersweet symphony and conjured moans of taste bud sensations.

Everyone was overdosed with durians after more than 2 hours of non-stop consumption. But when a delicious-looking bamboo leg was split wide open deep into extra time, everyone sacrificed their already washed hands for that very last smelly moment.

With that, the bamboo leg kicked the mountain cat king off its feline throne.

Durians Credit: LC 439, Jalan Payamas, 84900 Tangkak, Malaysia
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Jul 15, 2010

China Heatwave Hits Friend

A friend returned from Beijing, asking us if we've been to China during summer.

"No dude, only in autumn or winter. How was it?"

"Beijing was filled with Han people."

Duh. Isn't it filled with Han Chinese all year round?

According to Wikipedia, Han Chinese constitute about 96% of the population of the PRC (and 9^% of Beijing).

"I meant
汗人(Han Ren), not 汉人(Han Ren). Damn smelly."

Orhhh...

Hot and Sweaty Smelly Man (above)

汉人 = Han Chinese; an ethnic group native to China and, by most modern definitions, the largest single ethnic group in the world.
汗人 = Sweaty people; a perspiring group.

Jul 12, 2010

The Beautiful Game

Random Korean girl

And so the World Cup in South Africa comes to an end with a pretty darn bad final. Silky Spain defeated the dirty Dutch with an extra time goal from the diminutive Andres Iniesta, but really, it was an ugly game of football.

Frankly speaking, it was a fairly disappointing World Cup with the bouncy Jabulanis, annoying vuvuzelas and two handfuls of misfiring "world class" stars.

Fortunately, despite the Rooneys and Ronaldos failing to light up South Africa, this World Cup saw the highest number of hot fans and WAGs appearing on HD.

After seeing Germany perform so brilliantly in this Finals, we just wanna be Germans (see pictorial reasons below).

But in case Singapore do qualify for the 2050 World Cup in Madagascar, we present three useful tips on how to look hot for World Cup 2050.

1. Paint miniature flag on face
2. Flick wavy long hair when posing
3. Marry any footballer

Anyway, congratulations to Iker Casillas, captain of the World Cup winners Spain.

Spanish goalkeeper Iker Casillas' girlfriend

Germany Dennis Aogo's chick

Deutschland Marcell Jansen's wife


Bastian Schweinsteiger's Sarah Brandner

Jul 9, 2010

The Universe is a Dude


I met Ross and Foxxy for drinks last night. After a pint of Stella, Foxxxy became philosophical/gibberish.

"Scientists have proven that the universe is always expanding. But it becomes nothing really."

Huh. It's a proven scientific fact?

"Yes! It's like it expands and expands and gets sucked into a black hole."

"Oh, so it's just like sex la. The universe is a dude who keeps expanding and then at the end of it, it's like nothing when it comes to an end," the brilliant Ross dissected Foxxxy's theory.


Jul 2, 2010

The Juices Ain't Flowin'

After our first post, Yakki commented that my juices ain't flowing. The writing was too stiff and the content seemed too dry.

Due to the pressure to perfect the post, I simply couldn't perform. It felt like I had ED.

He gave me a little pep talk, asking me to chill and relax.


No pressure dude, no pressure

So, this Sunday, we're gonna go bird watching to jangan tension. Wonder what birds we're checking out..

- Wally

Jul 1, 2010

Little India's Wanton Mee


Two years ago, I chanced upon a shop house in Little India selling wanton mee. The mee was kiu¹, the fried wanton was served piping hot, and I have remembered the shop ever since. Except for its name and exact location. Doh!

So, as budding explorers, our first expedition was to find this wanton mee shop in Little India. It was not about the kiu mee or the crispy wanton. It was about the aged uncle selling it, the authentic fittings, furnishings in the shop house. It was about the irony of a Chinese cuisine being sold within an Indian enclave.

We began our Little India journey at Farrer Park MRT Station. You could find several Chinese temples within the 1 km radius of the station. But having ventured no further than a hundred yards, we found ourselves wandering into an Indian temple, named Sri Srinivasa Perumal.

Man resting within the temple which dates back to late 1800s. (below)
Despite its existence along a bustling road, there was a sense of tranquility when we entered the temple. No one stopped us from taking pictures nor questioned our presence. Everything seemed so calm.

After spending half hour or so in Sri Perumal Temple, we moved south-west along Serangoon Road. Everything sped up. Cars, people, birds, activities. We never knew there was a mall called Serangoon Plaza or a Tamil mosque named Masjid Angullia. It was a journey into the unknown.

Masjid Angullia with litter-free campaign poster forming its backdrop (below)
It was time to leave the busy main road and enter the smaller lanes of Little India. We skipped the infamous Desker Road since it should be devoid of dark happenings in the early afternoon sunshine. Instead, Rowell Road became the first of many streets we combed.

For the second time in a day, we experienced an une
xpected moment of peace. Lined with shop houses, Rowell Road had a few eateries and several Chinese-named shops selling odd crafts and auto parts. We wondered about the lack of business traffic, their daily trade volumes and their continued survival.



Smiling shopkeeper along Rowell Road, (left), An African lady and a Malay man chilling outside an internet cafe (right)


We continued our search, covering Hindoo Road, Veerasamy Road, Upper Dickson Road, etc. Still no wanton mee, only mee goreng. The afternoon crowd grew and we started seeing several Caucasian and Japanese tourists, but Singaporean Chinese were few and far between. It was unsurprising we haven't found the shop. No logical wanton mee seller would set up store here. It was a lost cause for the hawker. And us.

Then, the two of us stepped onto Kerbau Road and discovered an array of colours on a standalone building. One of the last surviving Chinese villas in Little India, the Tan Teng Niah Residence stood proudly in the blazing sun.



In its vicinity, the architecture of the buildings matched the villa in design and bright colours. It didn't feel like city Singapore. We'd pleasantly gotten lost in a Indian-Chinese hybrid town.


Adamant that the shop should be closer to where we began, we returned north-east. Walking through the alleys, we could see Indians enjoying themselves in the later afternoon sun. It was hard to find a non-smiling Indian.

Fountain feature outside the residence built for Tan Teng Niah's wife (left)

No one was glum-looking. Everyone appeared happy. Why were they smiling?

Moving on, we noticed karung guni² lady
collecting old newspapers and unwanted items. As we stopped to take pictures of a karung guni lady in action, a middle-aged Chinese man came up to us.

"wah, your camera. can shoot people one ah?" clearly impressed by the size of Yakki's shafty weapon.

"yeah, can! very powerful gun.. er, uncle, do you know where can we get wanton mee around here?"

The Uncle knew, it was on Rowell Road he said. But the shop has been closed for about two years now. It moved two roads away, perhaps to Sam Leong Road, but even that has now been shut down. A Chinese food stall in Little India simply didn't make sense or cents.

Deciding to end our stubborn unassisted search, we googled "Rowell Road Wanton Mee" and found that there was a wanton mee shop located on 12 Rowell Road. Curious about its fate, we pressed on. The shop name Sin Hoe Hin (新和兴) remained, but the place has now been turned into a rental house.

It was disappointing the wanton mee shop had closed, but market forces inevitably pushed Sin Hoe Hin out of Little India. The trip wasn't in vain though. It wasn't about the wanton mee, remember?

We found the happiest looking people in Singapore. We discovered Little India, a past and present icon of Singapore's urban planning. A happy place we had never explored in 20 odd years of our lives.

And so, our discovery of Singapore continues..


kiu¹
: firm but not hard, soft but not soggy; in italiano, al dente
karung guni²: gunny sack in Malay; rag and bone men


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