The Universe is a Dude

I met Ross and Foxxy for drinks last night. After a pint of Stella, Foxxxy became philosophical/gibberish.

"Scientists have proven that the universe is always expanding. But it becomes nothing really."

Huh. It's a proven scientific fact?

"Yes! It's like it expands and expands and gets sucked into a black hole."

"Oh, so it's just like sex la. The universe is a dude who keeps expanding and then at the end of it, it's like nothing when it comes to an end," the brilliant Ross dissected Foxxxy's theory.